How to Be the Perfect Relationship Drama Queen in 10 Easy Steps
- Make sure you are well connected with people who like to gossip on all your social networks as well as in real life.
- Publish intimate details about your relationship on the Internet.
- Take everything your partner says and does personally and do your best to make him feel guilty about it.
- Make sure you always have at least one flirt/affair on the go while you are in a relationship, preferably with your partner’s brother or best friend. Best of all: Get them to fight over you!
- Accuse your partner of cheating on you whether you have evidence or not.
- Check your partner’s email and phone messages as soon as you get a chance.
- Phone a friend for advice as soon as anything goes wrong (which should be every day if you follow the advice above).
- Trust your friends more than your partner and live your life based on their advice.
- Don’t pick your battles carefully; Any little thing your partner does wrong is cause for a battle cry… and make sure every argument ends up being about you and your needs!
- Never ever own up to anything you may have done wrong – Always blame your partner! It’s more important to be right than to be kind.
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☆ Lisa Frideborg Lloyd ☆
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Excellent post! Gave me a very good laugh to start my day with, and it doesn’t get better than that.
Thanks Mimi! Glad I made you laugh!
Having just come out of a 10 month drama relationship. I think I got to enjoy 8 of your steps… lol… /i’m so better off!!!!!
My ex was a drama queen too. Men are not excluded