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How to Be the Perfect Relationship Drama Queen in 10 Easy Steps

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  1. Make sure you are well connected with people who like to gossip on all your social networks as well as in real life.
  2. Publish intimate details about your relationship on the Internet.
  3. Take everything your partner says and does personally and do your best to make him feel guilty about it.
  4. Make sure you always have at least one flirt/affair on the go while you are in a relationship, preferably with your partner’s brother or best friend. Best of all: Get them to fight over you!
  5. Accuse your partner of cheating on you whether you have evidence or not.
  6. Check your partner’s email and phone messages as soon as you get a chance.
  7. Phone a friend for advice as soon as anything goes wrong (which should be every day if you follow the advice above).
  8. Trust your friends more than your partner and live your life based on their advice.
  9. Don’t pick your battles carefully; Any little thing your partner does wrong is cause for a battle cry… and make sure every argument ends up being about you and your needs!
  10. Never ever own up to anything you may have done wrong – Always blame your partner! It’s more important to be right than to be kind.

 

☆ Lisa Frideborg

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